Your new accountability coach is a rude little gremlin.
He’s impatient, sarcastic, and weirdly invested in your success.

Tell the Gremlin what you're avoiding — a task, a goal, or just life in general.
He'll check in by email with progressively less verbal abuse (if you behave).

Got something you’re avoiding?
The Gremlin’s waiting. Let’s go. (Click Below)

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Souls poked, prodded & provoked

Real reactions. Zero bribes. The Gremlin is pleased.
👀💬👹

BrivsTheinternet

"This is tough. I f**k with this."

★★★★★

jawanda

"This is hilarious! 'Starting bid: self-respect' has me 😅"

★★★★★

berilly

"This is so cute! <3"

★★★★★

techsweeney

"This is funny; I will share it with our community."

★★★★★

☕ The Gremlin’s got ideas…
Maybe an app. Maybe telepathic nagging.
No promises — just chaos.
Wanna be the first to know if something drops?
👉 Join the maybe-waitlist 👉👉👉👉

Join the Discord and follow the Gremlin’s socials — for memes, screams, and roast dreams. 👉👉👉

🔒 We don’t sell your data. Ever. The Gremlin has better things to do.

Progress Gremlin™ — Your rude little accountability coach.

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